Out of Office - What I Wish I Could Write
I am on the road for work. I am likely to be less responsive than usual because:
I have no idea what time zone I am in;
I am living off of protein bars I packed in my luggage;
I have not had enough fresh air, and my brain is feeling the effects of recirculated air and
Hotel, airport and airplane wifi is super unreliable.
I will get back to you as soon as I can and based on the urgency of your request (which I get to determine).